Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this will be a night to untag.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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