My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
