**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I did not marry a roomba.
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