if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
