S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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