You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Randomize