i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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