I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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