smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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