Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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