i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
