I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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