My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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