I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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