I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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