And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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