They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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