"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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