she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
