why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
