im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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