I puked a lego.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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