I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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