please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Randomize
