And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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