I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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