whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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