Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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