no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
