Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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