so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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