But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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