I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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