Who wears a wallet chain?!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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