Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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