The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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