everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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