It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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