I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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