Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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