She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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