you thought your balls were fighting each other...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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