he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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