Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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