Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The best revenge is premature balding
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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