The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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