we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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