where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
do herpes really smell.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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