the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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