And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I touched a dick in church today
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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