Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
This baby is an asshole
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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