So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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