Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You are the jesus of drinking
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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