belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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