Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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